The Wedding Countdown for the Couple You Vaguely Knew in College Starts Now
Please donate to give this very solidly upper-middle-class couple their dream honeymoon. These kids (they’re 34) deserve the best.
Please donate to give this very solidly upper-middle-class couple their dream honeymoon. These kids (they’re 34) deserve the best.
Act now to receive a lifetime of resentment from the rest of our family.
Kara, from today onward, you and I will be one in heart, body, and mind. Hey, can we curse on this thing?
You’ve seen the lows; the fighting, the occasional breakups, and the time Jeff left me at Six Flags and the park closed while I was still inside.
When we envision our future together, we can’t see it unless the $175 egg separator we picked out in Crate & Barrel is there with us.
We give single people a chance to fall in love by making sure they are distracted by a bunch of petty in-fighting and random side-eye.
2. Wear it as a Halloween costume! There’s nothing more terrifying than the repercussions of the wedding-industrial complex.
On the off chance that something goes wrong tonight, one bridesmaid is currently secured at an undisclosed location.
Even if the world was ending, I’d be pococurante, like I was in the third round of the Dayton County Regional Bee when my word was "pococurante."
What Ben saw in Liz in line at Sweetgreen is what I see in America every single day.
💒👀So, HOW did we build such a LOVING RELATIONSHIP? 👀💒 Here’s how 👇
Later on, I’ll do the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing. But while we’re on the subject you can speak now too.